X-Men Jokes

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Q: Who is the most promiscuous X-Men?
A: Professor SEX (Prof X)
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Q: How does Charles Xavier always beat Magneto?
A: With his head.
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Q: Why didn't Martha Johansson go to the prom?
A: She had nobody to go with! (No Body)
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Q: What does Kitty Pryde use to get off when Colossus isn't around?
A: A steeldo.
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Q: Why did Abercrombie hire Nightcrawler?
A: He looks good in blue genes.
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Q: Why the mutants get upset at Sentry funeral?
A: Because someone made few rogue comments.
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Q: What do you call sex with Quicksilver?
A: Second Coming.
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Q: Which X Man crossed the picket line?
A: Match - he didn't want to strike
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Q: What is Professor Xavier's favourite game?
A: Sit n Spin
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Q:Who gets to the pot of gold first?
A: None, because none of these characters exist.
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Q: Why did Colossus cross the road?
A: To overthrow capitalism! (Colossus is Russian)
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